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SWITCH. SYS/ONLINE
INTERNET CONTROL NODE // 001
The switch nobody should turn off.
Someone left the internet running.
Nobody knows who.
GLOBAL INTERNET SYSTEMMK.I / 1989
STATUS: ONLINE
Do not turn off
POWERON
NETWORKONLINE
SERVERS99.99%
CONNECTIONSTABLE
STATUSRUNNING
SCROLL FOR SYSTEM LOG↑ DO NOT TOUCH
ORIGIN LOG / ENTRY UNKNOWN
Someone left it running.
Someone built the switch.
Someone turned it on.
Someone left.
Nobody knows who.
The internet is still running.
LIVE TELEMETRY
Global status
POWER
100%
SERVERS
ONLINE
NETWORK
ONLINE
DNS
ONLINE
MEMES
STABLE
CHAOS
34%
FAILURE ARCHIVE
Things that happen when it's off
500
INTERNAL SERVER ERROR
ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED
CONNECTION LOST
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
DNS ERROR
SERVER OFFLINE
GOOD LUCK
NO INTERNET
IT'S OVER
SECONDARY SYSTEMS
Keep these on too.
ON
MEMESON
SOCIAL MEDIAON
CAT VIDEOSON
CRYPTOON
COFFEEOPERATOR TERMINAL